the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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