Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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