my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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