what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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