Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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