you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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