It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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