Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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