It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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