wrigley field is MILF paradise
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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