so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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