Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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