My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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