am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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