No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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