Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her