the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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