we have pet lesbian snakes
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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