So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
this will be a night to untag.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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