I should be sponsored by Trojan
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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