I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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