well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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