Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
this will be a night to untag.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order