i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
FUCK WHALES
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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