I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Randomize