Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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