Pappa wants mamma naked
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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