wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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