I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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