apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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