Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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