four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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