i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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