Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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