I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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