I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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