Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
