Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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