I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The ass gains better be worth it
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