I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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