drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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