We got so high we made milksteak
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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