When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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