I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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