On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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