Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Im part way to drunk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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