All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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