Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Even my vagina gasped.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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