You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you didnt know i had herpes?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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