my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need water and some morals
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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