I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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