I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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