me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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