I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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